Okay, this one isn't zen at all...or is it?
BREMERTON The 27-year-old Poulsbo woman told police officers she promised sexual favors to a man if he bought her alcohol early Wednesday morning.
But after getting two bottles of inexpensive fortified wine, she used one to hit him in the forehead.
posted by Julia at 6:57 AM
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my children are laughing their butts off. I like this zen story much better than the tea lady one.
Ha! I think it's a lesson that everyone has this inner scale on which they have measured themselves. She may be willing to sell her body for wine, but not for that garbage!
Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
Socialite: My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I might...
Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Socialite: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
Churchill: Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.
(This is a very old joke where the participants vary dramatically from each telling. It's very unlikely though not impossible that the joke originated from Churchill.)
Calvin "Silent" Coolidge went to a party and a woman rushed up to him, giggling that she bet her friend that she could get Coolidge to speak four words to her.
"Madam, you lose," Coolidge said.
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